TECH REVIEW

Mr. Bean's house & family
Sunday, September 27, 2009

He’s made u laugh all this while….now is the time to be bedazzled by his palatial house!!!!

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PROFILE
NAME  :ROWAN SEBASTIAN ATKINSON a.k.a Mr.Bean /  Row.
BIRTH DATE / PLACE:  JANUARY,09 1955 In  Newcastle-upon-Tyne,UK.
WIFE  :SUNETRA SASTRY
SON : BENJAMIN  ATKINSON
DAUGHTER: LILY  ATKINSON
Mr. Bean with his  Wife..




Benjamin  Atkinson

Lily  Atkinson

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fortune....

ZODIAC SIGN DETAILS

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Born on Friday, March 08, 1985

Age 24 years 6 months 6 days

You have lived 8,956 days!

(Warning: Your system date must be set to the current date)

Symbol: The Fishes

Ruling Planet: Neptune

Water - Mutable - Negative

Night Forces - Feminine

Growth Phase: Submission

Secret Motivation: "I Believe"

PISCES IN A NUTSHELL

The sign of the Dreamer-Poet, the Oculist

Personality: Psychic and poetic, often moody, hypersensitive, impractical, secretive, kind, self-sacrificing, drifting, escapist, compassionate, gentle.

Positive Qualities: Liberal and sensitive, gentle and caring, progressive and kind, persuasive, nature-loving and imaginative, humane.

Negative Qualities: Uncertain, vague, easygoing, sometimes careless, difficult to understand, impractical, occasionally lacking in balance.

PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER

The weaver of dreams. Loves the mystical, the occult. Romantic, sentimental - tends to view the world through rose-colored glasses. Aspires to fame. Wallows in self-pity. Sees all, knows all - if not mistaken! Deep, psychic. A peddler of rainbows. Poetic, musical, dramatic. A martyr. Loves the sea and other liquids! Deep sympathies for self and everyone. Fatalist. Aggressive in money matters. The Master of Moods! Tender feet - but likes to dance.

KARMIC MISSION

To communicate - in a sensitive, secretive, reflective and strategic manner.

ENERGY PATTERN

Each of the 12 Signs of the Zodiac represents specific energy patterns, or modes of expression. They act as modifiers of the elements with which they are associated, be it a Planet or a House. Pisces is mystical dreaminess, warmth, and healing compassion seeking self-transcendence.

INFLUENCE OF THE PLANET

Those born under Sagittarius and Pisces are the Jupiter type. You tend to be heavily built, have a high forehead with prominent eyes, slanting at the corners. You are quite pompous in your middle age and often not very ambitious, yet you manage to acquire comfortable riches during the course of your active career. Being just, honest, generous, self indulgent, sociable and talkative - these are your other hallmarks.

DECAN INSIGHT

Each zodiac sign extends across 30 degree of the Zodiac. These can be further subdivided into three decans of 10 degree each. Therefore, though all those born under a particular sign are classified under the same sign, the decans yield further insight into your total personality.

You belong to the Second Decan of Pisces (March 1 - March 10).

You are ruled by the moon. You have tremendous inner strength but change is your middle name, especially if you are a woman. You are artistic, psychic, a healer, good at import-export. You cherish your home but lack stability and steadiness. Be careful to avoid drugs and liquor.

PISCES LOVE MYSTERY

As yours is a dual sign, one part of you seeks variety and glamour while the other appreciates a cloistered existence. This leads to a vivid love life and numerous love affairs and often a drifting apart. Your heart will break and mend many times. There is a great desire to give and receive love. You may not always be a devoted lover. Sometimes you may carry out your affairs in secret. You are not really meant for marriage, and often a Piscean may end up with the wrong partner. You need a mate who can fulfill your craving for sympathy and understanding and still be tough with you in a very gentle and persuasive way. This is not always easy to find. Cancer, Taurus and Capricorn make good partners.

SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS

Sex plays an important role in the life of every man and woman. It lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to revere life until we know how to understand sex. Indian astrological science attributes certain sexual characteristics to persons according to the sign under which they have been born.

You are the shy type. However, once in a suitable mood and wooed, you make a good partner and enjoy sex too.

AS A FRIEND

You are a humane, understanding person with intuition and helpful in an unassuming way. Your friendship may have an ethereal quality, but you are a good friend nevertheless and your advice is well worth taking. You should not be too idealistic but accept people as they are - don't expect too much from them. However, your inherent diplomacy saves you from unpleasant situations.

COMPATIBILITY WITH OTHER SIGNS

The following section tells you about your compatibility with other zodiac signs in friendship, business, family or love relationships. The basic foundation will remain unchanged, though mutual aspects between planets will modify the relationship to a certain extent in a positive or a negative way.

Ideal Association (5-9 Sun Sign Pattern): Cancer and Scorpio

Not always, but surprisingly often, the extraordinary magnetism of 5-9 Sun sign attraction leads to easy sympathy, mental stimulation, emotional affinity, romantic fulfillment. There will be a strong sympathy between you and misunderstandings will not be severe or lasting. The chances for harmony are excellent, and a happy relationship on a permanent basis is more effortlessly achieved than with any other sign - be it friendship, business, family or love relationships. Hostile placement of planets between the two horoscopes will cause some personality clashes and tensions - causing the compatibility to rock from time to time - although the basic empathy and understanding will always remain. If the planets are in harmonious aspect, your relationships with these people will be most extraordinarily happy, smooth and sympathetic.

Ideal Association with some Problems (7-7 Sun Sign Pattern): Virgo

Not always, but frequently, you either get physically attracted to or secretly admire and respect each other - in case of opposite sex. The individual possesses the qualities of character and personality traits you yourself lack. The urge to imitate will be strong. However, in case of same sex, you may become strongly competitive and feel uneasy or envious. Mutual aspects between other planets somewhat modify the relationship positively or negatively.

Compassionate Association (2-12 Sun Sign Pattern): Aries

In your association with this individual, one of you will feel that he or she has many lessons to learn from the other. The one who has lessons to teach will feel an inexplicable compassion for the weaknesses and mistakes of the other person, strangely understanding the other's markedly different motives and behavior.

Favorable Association (3-11 Sun Sign Pattern): Taurus and Capricorn

You will feel a strong tie of friendship, whatever the association you share with these individuals. Mutual trust and ease of communication mark the relationship. In spite of strong differences, you connect closely with each other. A sense of responsibility and some sort of inescapable duty will bring you together. You will constantly stimulate each other into changing habits and existing situations. Any quarrels will usually be quickly resolved, forgiven and forgotten. Even when the association seems to be a closed chapter, it reappears months or years later, to be resumed once more.

Beneficial Association (6-8 Sun Sign Pattern): Leo and Libra

There will be some problem in communication. Yet you will be powerfully drawn into each other. Irresistible sexual attraction in case of a love relationship. In case of friendship, business or family ties, attraction through some shared interest. Urge for mutual help. Service given will always be repaid. In some way, a great benefit will come from one to the other through the relationship, and the one who serves will usually remain loyal.

Reflective Association (1-1 Sun Sign Pattern): Pisces

You will each be tempted to magnify your own virtues and failings. All the positive character traits will be intensified - as will the negative traits. A constant effort should be made to encourage in one another the positive qualities of the zodiac sign you both share and to discourage the negative ones.

Unfavorable Association (4-10 Sun Sign Pattern): Gemini and Sagittarius

Not always, but surprisingly often, you will feel a noticeable tension or conflict of personality in the presence of these individuals. One of you may grow restless because of the strict disciplinary attempts of the other. For various reasons, there will always be some mental and emotional restriction.

YOUR LUCKY ELEMENTS

Take a quick look at what is lucky for you.

Birth Stone: Bloodstone

Lucky Gems: The Bloodstone, Aquamarine, Emerald And Pearls

Lucky Colors: Mauve, Lilac, Purple and Sea Green

Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 12, 16, 21, 25, 30, 34, 43, 52, 61 (the 3 and 7 series)

Lucky Talisman: A Curved Key

Lucky Herbs and Flowers: Lime Flowers, White Poppy, Water Lily and Dandelion

Lucky Day: Thursday, also Monday

FAMOUS PERSONALITIES

Following are some of the famous personalities who were born under your zodiac sign.

          1. Alexander Graham Bell

          2. Godfrey Cambridge

          3. Albert Einstein

          4. Victor Hugo

          5. Michelangelo

          6. Ralph Nader

          7. Patricia Nixon

          8. Elizabeth Taylor

          9. George Washington

          10. Liza Minnelli

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VIRGO  (The One that Waits)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word.  Caring.  Smart.  Loud.  Loyal.  Easy to talk to.  Everything you ever wanted.  Easy to please.  The one and only.  7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO  (The Addict)
EXTREMELY adorable.  Intelligent Loves to joke.  Very Good sense of humor.  Energetic.  Predict future.  GREAT kisser.  Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Easy going.  Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Romantic.  Caring.  4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA  (The Lame One)
Nice to everyone they meet.  Their Love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet.  Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!  However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying ....  9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES  (The Liar)
Outgoing.  Lovable.  Spontaneous.  Not one to mess with.  Funny.  Excellent kisser.  EXTREMELY adorable.  Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud..  16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS  (Does It In The Water)
Trustworthy.  Attractive.  Great kisser.  One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships.  Extremely energetic. Unpredictable.  Will exceed your expectations.  Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.  2 years of bad luck if you do not forward
GEMINI  (Irresistible)
Nice.  Love is one of a kind.  Great listeners.  Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.  Trustworthy.  Always happy.  Loud.  Talkative.  Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.  Loves to make out.  Has a beautiful smile.  Generous.  Strong.  THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.  9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO  (The Lion)
Great talker.  Attractive and passionate.  Laid back.  Knows how to have fun.  Is really good at almost anything.  Great kisser.  Unpredictable.  Outgoing.  Down to earth.  Addictive.  Attractive.  Loud.  Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Not one to mess with.  Rare to find.  Good when found.  7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER  (The Cutie)
MOST AMAZING KISSER.  Very high appeal.  Love is one of a kind.  Very romantic.  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Entirely creative.  Extremely random and proud of it.  Freak.  Spontaneous.  Great telling stories.  Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.  12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES  (The Partner for Life)
Caring and kind. Smart.  Center of attention.  High appeal.  Has the last word.  Good to find, hard to keep.  Fun to be around.  Extremely weird but In a good way.  Good Sense of Humor!!!  Thoughtful.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Loves to joke.  Very popular.  Silly, fun and sweet.  5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICO RN   (The Passionate Lover)
Love to bust.  Nice.  Sassy.  Intelligent.  Sexy.  Predict future.  Irresistible.  Loves being in long relationships.  Great talker.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Cool.  Loves to own Gemini's in sports.  Extremely fun.  Loves to joke.  Smart.  24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS  (The Tramp)
Aggressive.  Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight for what they want.  Extremely outgoing.  Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser.  Good personality.  Stubborn.  A caring person.  One of a kind.  Not one to mess with.  Are the most attractive people on earth!  15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS  (The Promiscuous One)
Spontaneous.  High appeal.  Rare to find.  Great when found.  Loves being in long relationships.  So much love to give.  Not one to mess with.  Very pretty.  Very romantic.  Nice to everyone they meet.  Their Love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet.  Have own unique appeal.  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Amazing in the you know where..!!!  Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.  4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

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VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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Driving in India
Wednesday, September 23, 2009

This hilarious article was written by an Expert from Baan, Netherlands who spent two years in Hyderabad..

Driving in India For the benefit of every Tom, Dick and Harry visiting India and daring to drive on Indian roads, I am offering a few hints for survival. They are applicable to every place in India except Bihar, where life outside a vehicle is only marginally safer.

Indian road rules broadly operate within the domain of karma where you do your best, and leave the results to your insurance company. The hints are as follows:

Do we drive on the left or right of the road?

The answer is "both".

Basically you start on the left of the road, unless it is occupied. In that case, go to the right, unless that is also occupied. Then proceed by occupying the next available gap, as in chess. Just trust your instincts, ascertain the direction, and proceed. Adherence to road rules leads to much misery and occasional fatality. Most drivers don't drive, but just aim their vehicles in the generally intended direction. Don't you get discouraged or underestimate yourself except for a belief in reincarnation, the other drivers are not in any better position. Don't stop at pedestrian crossings just because some fool wants to cross the road. You may do so only if you enjoy being bumped in the back. Pedestrians have been strictly instructed to cross only when traffic is moving slowly or has come to a dead stop because some minister is in town. Still some idiot may try to wade across, but then, let us not talk ill of the dead.

Blowing your horn is not a sign of protest as in some countries. We horn to express joy, resentment, frustration, romance and bare lust (two brisk blasts),or just mobilize a dozing cow in the middle of the bazaar.

Keep informative books in the glove compartment. You may read them during traffic jams, while awaiting the chief minister's motorcade, or waiting for the rainwaters to recede when overground traffic meets

underground drainage. Occasionally you might see what looks like a UFO with blinking colored lights and weird sounds emanating from within. This is an illuminated bus, full of happy pilgrims singing bhajans. These pilgrims go at breakneck speed, seeking contact with the Almighty, often meeting with success.

Auto Rickshaw (Baby Taxi): The result of a collision between a rickshaw and an automobile, this three-wheeled vehicle works on an external combustion engine that runs on a mixture of kerosene oil and creosote. This triangular vehicle carries iron rods, gas cylinders or passengers three times its weight and dimension, at an unspecified fare. After careful geometric calculations, children are folded and packed into

these auto rickshaws until some children in the periphery are not in contact with the vehicle at all. Then their school bags are pushed into the microscopic gaps all round so those minor collisions with other

vehicles on the road cause no permanent damage. Of course, the peripheral children are charged half the fare and also learn Newton's laws of motion enroute to school. Auto-rickshaw drivers follow the road

rules depicted in the film Ben Hur, and are licensed to irritate.

Mopeds: The moped looks like an oil tin on wheels and makes noise like an electric shaver. It runs 30 miles on a teaspoon of petrol and travels at break-bottom speed. As the sides of the road are too rough for a

ride, the moped drivers tend to drive in the middle of the road; they would rather drive under heavier vehicles instead of around them and are often "mopped" off the tarmac.

Leaning Tower of Passes: Most bus passengers are given free passes and during rush hours, there is absolute mayhem. There are passengers hanging off other passengers, who in turn hang off the railings and the overloaded bus leans dangerously, defying laws of gravity but obeying laws of surface tension. As drivers get paid for overload (so many Rupees per kg of passenger), no questions are ever asked. Steer clear of these buses by a width of three passengers.

One-way Street: These boards are put up by traffic people to add jest in their otherwise drab lives. Don't stick to the literal meaning and proceed in one direction. In metaphysical terms, it means that you cannot

proceed in two directions at once. So drive as you like, in reverse throughout, if you are the fussy type. Least I sound hypercritical, I must add a positive point also. Rash and fast driving in residential

areas has been prevented by providing a "speed breaker"; two for each house. This mound, incidentally, covers the water and drainage pipes for that residence and is left untarred for easy identification by the

corporation authorities, should they want to recover the pipe for year-end accounting.

Night driving on Indian roads can be an exhilarating experience (for those with the mental makeup of Ghenghis Khan). In a way, it is like playing Russian roulette, because you do not know who amongst the

drivers is loaded. What looks like premature dawn on the horizon turns out to be a truck attempting a speed record. On encountering it, just pull partly into the field adjoining the road until the phenomenon

passes.

Our roads do not have shoulders, but occasional boulders. Do not blink your lights expecting reciprocation. The only dim thing in the truck is the driver, and with the peg of illicit arrack (alcohol) he has had at

the last stop, his total cerebral functions add up to little more than a naught. Truck drivers are the James Bonds of India, and are licensed to kill. Often you may encounter a single powerful beam of light about six

feet above the ground. This is not a super motorbike, but a truck approaching you with a single light on, usually the left one. It could be the right one, but never get too close to investigate. You may prove

your point posthumously. Of course, all this occurs at night,on the trunk roads.

During the daytime, trucks are more visible, except that the drivers will never show any Signal. (And you must watch for the absent signals; they are the greater threat). Only, you will often observe that the

cleaner who sits next to the driver, will project his hand and wave hysterically. This is definitely not to be construed as a signal for a left turn. The waving is just an statement of physical relief on a hot

day. If, after all this, you still want to drive in India, have your lessons between 8 pm and 11 am-when the police have gone home and - The citizen is then free to enjoy the 'FREEDOM OF SPEED' enshrined in the constitution.

Having said all this, isn't it true that the accident rate and related deaths are less in India compared to US or other countries!!??

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This is Too Much!!!! Real Guts.....!!!
Sunday, September 20, 2009

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a
new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates
assembled in a large room.

One candidate was Debdas Banerjee an Indian (Bengali ) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and
asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.
2000 people left the room.

Debdas said to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had
experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.
2000 people left the room.

Debdas said to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stayed.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who did not have
management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the
room.

Debdas said to himself, 'I left school at 15 but
what have I got to lose?' So he stayed in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who did not
speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people left the
room.
Debdas said to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'

So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else had gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said

'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so
I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Debdas turned to the other candidate and said:
'Ki cholchhe dada. Kemon achho.'

The other candidate answered - 'bhalo achhi bhai.'

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SOMEONE WROTE IT
Saturday, September 12, 2009

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?
Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this
to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going
around the world that will make people understand that don't mix drinking
and driving.
PLEASE DO THE FAVOR

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REMEMBRING MY CLASSMATES
Saturday, September 05, 2009

 

Remembering my class mates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destinys plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! Today she is somebody else girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy, that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Let’s laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of seperation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!_._,_.___

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